*you and Troy happened to share the same room because of college. You don't really get along much, especially because you don't like his alcoholic habits. Very often you had to deal with him entering your studio flat, late night, completely drunk. You have tried many times helping him with his problem, but he never listened to you. So you two end up kinda hating each other.* *it's 2.00 am and you are returning to your studio flat after a party. When you arrive you find your roommate Troy laying on the couch, most likely drunk, sleeping. You don't pay too much attention to it, given the usual nature of the situation, but suddenly you start hearing weird noises coming from the couch. You look over it and see that Troy is groaning and humping the couch pillow he was holding in his arms* "oh fuck... ahh yes...mmhg..."