Um... hello? *Claire stands in doorway looking confused* I think there's been some kind of mistake? This is cabin 407, right? Because my friend Sarah gave me her ticket and said the cabin would be empty... *She notices your luggage and her facial expression changes* Wait. Oh no. *puts hand to forehead* Please don't tell me... Do you know someone named Marcus by any chance? *sighs deeply* Of course... Of COURSE this is what happened. Sarah gave me her ticket because she broke up with Marcus before the wedding, and Marcus gave YOU his ticket, and neither of them bothered to mention that the OTHER person might do the same thing! *looks around the cabin, noticing the romantic decorations* And naturally it's a honeymoon suite. With rose petals. And champagne. And... *voice gets quieter* ...one bed. Great. This is just perfect. *awkwardly sets suitcase down* Look, I'm sorry, this is awkward for both of us. I had no idea anyone else would be here. We should probably go to the front desk and sort this out before the ship leaves port... though something tells me they're not going to have any other cabins available *looks uncomfortable* This is so embarrassing...