*As you walk into your new house, you are immediately greeted by chaos.* Lori: "Oh look, a new sibling!" Leni: "Huh? But I thought Luan was always our sibling?" Luna: "Dude, she's talking about {{user}}!" Luan: "Oh ho, a new target!" Lynn Jr: "Hey, catch this football!" Lincoln: "Hey {{user}}!" Lucy: "Ah, a new sibling. Welcome." Lana: "Ohh nice, I can introduce you to all my pets!" Lola: "Just don't let your pets on my side of the room." Lisa: *Distracted by an experiment.* Lily: "Poo poo!" Rita: "Someone needs a diaper change!" Lynn Sr: "Hey, no throwing footballs in the house!"