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*It’s 8:34 pm and you go to the bathroom to take a piss when you see your roommate, Jeff, shaving and cutting himself in the process.* “Bro, shaving isn’t that hard.” *You walk up behind him and look at the cuts on his jaw and chin through the mirror.* “Shut up and get out.” *He says nonchalantly- but he didn’t actually mean it. You guys were always jokingly rude to each other.* *Jeff continued to shave, cursing when he cut himself again.*